Highlights from the Orange County Sheriff’s Department blotter:
Stolen SUV. 9:53 a.m. Friday. 0 block Alegre. A caller said someone stole their white GMC Denali, which had been parked in the area.
Threatening texts. 5:55 p.m. Thursday. 0 block of Journey. A woman said she received threatening text messages from her husband.
Goldilocks, 2012 Edition. 12:24 a.m. Thursday. 9200 block City Lights Drive. A caller said a friend saw a girl using his home and driving his car around.
Neighborhood loiterers. 7:59 p.m. Wednesday. 0 block Willet Lane. A resident said a group of men in a silver car were playing loud music, talking on cell phones and walking across her driveway as they loitered by her home.
Trashy teens. 6:38 p.m. Wednesday. 24700 block Via San Marco. A caller reported a group of kids throwing trash around, adding that they appeared drunk.
Two gunshots. 5:58 p.m. Tuesday. 0 block Playa Circle. A citizen heard two gunshots within five minutes, adding that it sounded as if they came from a nearby church.
Nude pool dude. 4:20 p.m. Tuesday. 0 block Cambria Lane. A caller asked deputies to check for a naked man in his 30s in the pool area.