Here's a guy who apparently won't be on The Voice anytime soon. Deputies were dispatched Wednesday to silence a skinny man wearing sunglasses, black clothing and a cast on one arm. His crime: standing on some steps in the 0 block of Trillium Place and "singing random songs in a horrible voice."
The bad music report was filed at 1:03 p.m. The singer agreed to leave the area after deputies arrived.
Other highlights from the Orange County Sheriff’s Department blotter:
Stolen stroller. 11:01 a.m. Wednesday. 0 block Encore Lane. A woman said her baby stroller was taken.
Broken school window. 9 a.m. Wednesday. Aliso Viejo Middle School. Two teenage boys in dark hats and sweatshirts reportedly broke a window before fleeing south on a bike trail.
BB kings. 3:25 p.m. Wednesday. Aliso Creek Road and Wood Canyon Drive. Two adults and a kid with a dog were seen shooting BB guns at cans on the grass near a school.
Diary of a wimpy kid's neighbor? 3:46 p.m. Monday. 1200 block City Lights Drive. A caller said she could hear a male juvenile crying and yelling "ouch" for 10 minutes.
Gunfire. 9:22 p.m. Sunday. 0 block Montara Drive. A caller reported hearing two gunshots.
Holiday road rage. 2:45 p.m. Sunday. Alicia Parkway and Pacific Park Drive. A caller in a Silver Ford Taurus reported being followed by a white Mercedes. The incident was descibed as road rage.
Trapped driver. 9:51 a.m. Sunday. Canyon Vistas and Pacific Park. A 16-year-old girl was trapped in her vehicle after a rollover crash that knocked out power to the intersection. The vehicle was reportedly smoking, but the girl said she wasn't hurt.
Burglary report. 7:11 p.m. Friday. 27100 block Aliso Creek Road. No details.
Holiday "shopping." 3:25 p.m. Dec. 19. 26900 block La Paz. A man was detained for allegedly shoplifting at Target.
Getting into the holiday spirits. 4 a.m. Dec. 19. Pacific Park and Aliso Creek. Two 20something men in hoodies reportedly swiped a bottle of tequila from Ralphs.
Editor's Note: The preceding items are based on information given to a sheriff's dispatcher. No presumption of criminal guilt should be drawn from the information.