A caller from the 0 block of Sea Pines said her boyfriend purposely stabbed himself in the leg after a dispute. It probably didn't help that both members of the happy couple had been drinking.
The report was made at 3:49 a.m. Thursday.
Other highlights from the Orange County Sheriff’s Department blotter:
Burglary in progress. 10:30 a.m. Friday. 27600 block Aliso Creek Road.
Disturbance. 2:01 a.m. Friday. 0 block Dogwood Lane.
Disturbance. 8:15 a.m. Thursday. 0 block University Drive. A caller said a man with curly, reddish-brown hair was walking two red dogs and became confrontational with them.
Suspicious van dudes. 6:16 a.m. Thursday. 0 block Trail Canyon Drive. An informant said two males in a white GMC van with paper plates were parked in front of the location for some time.
Another kind of church doughnut. 8:06 p.m. Wednesday. Aliso Creek Road and Glenwood Drive. A caller reported someone in a silver truck was doing doughnuts and speeding through a nearby church lot.
Suspicious neighbor. 12:38 a.m. Wednesday. 0 block Falcon Crest Lane. A caller said she believes her neighbor has been breaking into her residence when she is not home.
Meter running. 4:35 p.m. Tuesday. 24000 block Hollyoak. A cab driver said a client never returned after promising to fetch money to pay his tab.
Fallen and can't get up? 3:19 p.m. Tuesday. 200 block Sandcastle. A caller said someone whose doorbell he rang might have fallen and couldn't get up to answer.